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1d-updates:

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be my boyfriend then.

starllex:

when someone tries to make fun of you and you diss them back with something good

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Anonymous asked: I have a sort of weird question for you, but. How would you describe each member of One Direction to someone who knew nothing about them?

rubdown:

This is NOT a weird question!!!! If there’s anything that I love more than describing One Direction to people, they have not discovered it yet. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD: 

HARRY STYLES: SWEET AND SENSUAL. TEEN ANGEL. 19 YEARS OLD. LIKE A ROSE PETAL IN A BOUDOIR. THAT ROSE PETAL? NO, THE OTHER ONE. THE MOST PERFECT ROSE PETAL. THE ROSE PETAL IN THAT BEAM OF MAGICAL LIGHT THAT IS MAKING EVERYONE HAPPY. LOVES PLEASING EVERYONE. DANGEROUSLY LOVES PLEASING EVERYONE. LIL SOCIALITE. DIMPLES. ASKS IF EVERYTHING HE DOES WAS OKAY AFTER HE DOES IT, IRL. OPEN-MOUTHED SCREAMING LAUGH. BIG OLD LONG GUMBY LIMBS. VERY IN TOUCH WITH THE WORLD. KNOWING TODDLER. RADIANT. ABSOLUTELY RADIATING WARMTH, KINDNESS, AND COMFORT. HARRY STYLES IS A COMFORTING PRESENCE. “EVERYTHING IS OK BECAUSE HARRY STYLES IS HERE. GHOSTS CANNOT HARM ME. DEVILS CANNOT POSSESS ME. EVERYTHING IS OK.” 

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NIALL HORAN: UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER AND UNBRIDLED JOY. BEAUTIFUL BLUE BLUE BLUE EYEBALLS ENCASED IN A CUTE CUTE CUTE FACE. LIVING LIFE. UP FOR ANYTHING. LIKE, UP FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE STATUS WITH YOU. ACTING A FOOL FOR YOU. FULL HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF THE PHRASE “DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING”. EROTICALLY POLITICALLY AND SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS. WILL KISS WIZ KHALIFA ON THE CHEEK. NIALL LOVES HIS DAD, BOBBY HORAN. NIALL LOVES EVERYTHING. NIALL LOVES. 

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ZAYN MALIK: UNREAL BEAUTY AND GENTLE HEART. ZAYN IS THE KHALEESI. FREE WITH AFFECTION AND KISSES. SHY GOOFBALL. DON’T EVER CLAIM GUCCI AS YOU. PERFECT. TALENTED, MULTI-TALENTED. SURROUNDED BY GURLS, LEARNING FROM THEM. SMART AND COMPETENT. EVERYONE WOULD DIE OF FIRE, FALLING FROM A GREAT HEIGHT, POISONING THEMSELVES, ETC WITHOUT HIM. HIS FACE. WHISKEY EYES. SCRUNCHY LAUGH. 2 FRIENDS HIS WHOLE LIFE GROWING UP. NONCONFORMIST ARTIST CHILD. ZAYN LOVES HIS MOM. ZAYN IS A LIL CLAM WITH 1,000 PEARLS INSIDE HIM. I’M CRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM. 

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LIAM PAYNE: GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE LIAM SO MUCH!!!!!!!! DONUT, AIRPLANE FACTORY, FIREMAN, BATMAN, GREEN BEANS, SMELLY PASTA HOUSE, OH BARBARA, FANCY CANDLE, SURFING DUMBLEDORE, LEMON, FULL PENIS, HANDSOME, PILLOWY LIPS, BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE, CHOCOLATE EYES THAT CRINKLE. PERFECTIONIST, HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE UPSET WITH HIM OR DISAPPOINTED IN HIM. HIS VOICE, AMAZING VOICE, PASSION, DANCING FEET, HIS ABS MMM, POLITENESS, HOLDING DOORS OPEN FOR PEOPLE, TELLING A STORY, LOVES TELLING A STORY, LOVE WATCHING HIM REALLY DIG IN AND START TELLING A STORY FROM BEGINNING TO MIDDLE TO GRIPPING CONCLUSION. BIG STRONG ARMS. BIG GARBAGE CAN LID HANDS. HOLD ME IN THEM. FIX STUFF. FIX EVERYTHING. CRYING OVER FRIENDSHIP. LIKE ALL OF HIS TATTOOS ARE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. HUMAN JUKEBOX. GENUINE. PUSSY MONSTER. REAL GOOD. 

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LOUIS TOMLINSON: I’LL KILL YOU. LOUIS IS THE GLUE. LOUIS IS THE STEADY BEATING LION HEART. LOUIS IS THE SCREECHING BACKGROUND VOCALS THAT HOLD ONE DIRECTION TOGETHER LIKE TWINE AROUND A HAM. LOUIS IS A MONSTER. LOUIS IS HONEST AND TELLS EVERYTHING LIKE IT IS. LOUIS IS UNSURE OF HIS PLACE IN THIS WORLD. LOUIS LOVES BABIES!!!!!!!!!!! LOUIS LOVES HIS MOM. LOUIS IS THE SONG “THIS TORNADO LOVES YOU” BY NEKO CASE. LOUIS IS QUICK-WITTED AND BRIGHT. LOUIS IS MR. CAMP. LOUIS CAN FORCE PEOPLE TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS FOR HIM SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS LOUIS. LOUIS IS FEARLESS AND BRAVE. LOUIS IS A SNEAKY LITTLE RASCAL WHO’LL TURN ON YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT FOR A LAUGH. LOUIS IS BOTH POINTY AND SOFT. CHARITY FOOTBALL. LOUIS IS JOAN FROM MAD MEN. LOUIS PREFERS A SLOW KISS. LOUIS HAS AN ASS THAT WON’T QUIT. LOUIS. EVERYTHING. 

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